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Regular price $36.67 USD
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United States:
  • Economy: 4–8 business days — $3.99 first item, $2.09 each additional.
  • Standard: 2–5 business days — $4.75 first item, $2.40 each additional.
  • Express (limited items): 2–3 business days — $7.99 first item, $2.40 each additional
  • Note: Deliveries to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may take 7–12 extra business days.

Canada:
  • Standard: 10–30 business days — $9.39 first item, $4.39 each additional.
Australia:
  • Standard: 10–30 business days — $12.49 first item, $4.99 each additional.

Rest of the World:

  • Standard: 10–30 business days — $10.00 first item, $4.00 each additional.

Size chart :D

👕 T-Shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001)


Small (S): Chest Width 18" / Body Length 28"
Medium (M): Chest Width 20" / Body Length 29"
Large (L): Chest Width 22" / Body Length 30"
XL: Chest Width 24" / Body Length 31"
2XL: Chest Width 26" / Body Length 32"
3XL: Chest Width 28" / Body Length 33"
4XL: Chest Width 30" / Body Length 34"
5XL: Chest Width 32" / Body Length 35"

🧥 Hoodies (Gildan 18500)

Small (S): Chest Width 20" / Body Length 27.2"
Medium (M): Chest Width 22" / Body Length 28"
Large (L): Chest Width 24" / Body Length 29.1"
Extra Large (XL): Chest Width 26" / Body Length 30"
2XL: Chest Width 28" / Body Length 31.1"
3XL: Chest Width 30" / Body Length 32" 4XL: Chest Width 31.9" / Body Length 33"

5XL: Chest Width 34" / Body Length 34"

Pro Tip: Size up if you love drama. Size down if you prefer passive-aggressive silence.

"I Put The "Pro" In Procrastination"

Our line of cool hoodies delivers sharp wit in cozy form. These graphic hoodies redefine graphic clothes with bold statements wrapped in ethical comfort.

Features:
✔ Spacious kangaroo pocket - for hiding snacks and social obligations
✔ Adjustable drawstring hood - customize your level of isolation
✔ Seamless knit construction - because even sarcasm deserves smooth execution
✔ Medium-heavy fleece - like a hug that judges you silently
✔ OEKO-TEX certified dyes - colorful insults, non-toxic ingredients

Perfect For:

  • Surviving air conditioning and awkward conversations
  • People who express love through sarcasm
  • Those who want comfort with an edge
  • Making statements without saying a word

Care Instructions (Because Attitude Needs Maintenance):

  • Wash cold - like your responses to stupid questions
  • Tumble dry medium - like your tolerance levels
  • Iron low if you must - we won't tell your cool friends
  • Dry clean? Never. We're rebels with standards

Available in unisex sizing because shade-throwing fits all.

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