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Shipping info :)
Shipping info :)
United States:
- Economy: 4–8 business days — $3.99 first item, $2.09 each additional.
- Standard: 2–5 business days — $4.75 first item, $2.40 each additional.
- Express (limited items): 2–3 business days — $7.99 first item, $2.40 each additional
- Note: Deliveries to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and U.S. territories may take 7–12 extra business days.
Canada:
- Standard: 10–30 business days — $9.39 first item, $4.39 each additional.
Australia:
- Standard: 10–30 business days — $12.49 first item, $4.99 each additional.
Rest of the World:
- Standard: 10–30 business days — $10.00 first item, $4.00 each additional.
Size chart :D
Size chart :D
👕 T-Shirts (Bella+Canvas 3001)
Small (S): Chest Width 18" / Body Length 28"
Medium (M): Chest Width 20" / Body Length 29"
Large (L): Chest Width 22" / Body Length 30"
XL: Chest Width 24" / Body Length 31"
2XL: Chest Width 26" / Body Length 32"
3XL: Chest Width 28" / Body Length 33"
4XL: Chest Width 30" / Body Length 34"
5XL: Chest Width 32" / Body Length 35"
🧥 Hoodies (Gildan 18500)
Small (S): Chest Width 20" / Body Length 27.2"
Medium (M): Chest Width 22" / Body Length 28"
Large (L): Chest Width 24" / Body Length 29.1"
Extra Large (XL): Chest Width 26" / Body Length 30"
2XL: Chest Width 28" / Body Length 31.1"
3XL: Chest Width 30" / Body Length 32" 4XL: Chest Width 31.9" / Body Length 33"
5XL: Chest Width 34" / Body Length 34"
Pro Tip: Size up if you love drama. Size down if you prefer passive-aggressive silence.
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"I Don't Snore, I Dream I'm A Motorcycle"
Our line of cool hoodies delivers sharp wit in cozy form. These graphic hoodies redefine graphic clothes with bold statements wrapped in ethical comfort.
Features:
✔ Spacious kangaroo pocket - for hiding snacks and social obligations
✔ Adjustable drawstring hood - customize your level of isolation
✔ Seamless knit construction - because even sarcasm deserves smooth execution
✔ Medium-heavy fleece - like a hug that judges you silently
✔ OEKO-TEX certified dyes - colorful insults, non-toxic ingredients
Perfect For:
- Surviving air conditioning and awkward conversations
- People who express love through sarcasm
- Those who want comfort with an edge
- Making statements without saying a word
Care Instructions (Because Attitude Needs Maintenance):
- Wash cold - like your responses to stupid questions
- Tumble dry medium - like your tolerance levels
- Iron low if you must - we won't tell your cool friends
- Dry clean? Never. We're rebels with standards
Available in unisex sizing because shade-throwing fits all.





